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tested this on my own friends group before showing anyone and the chat just filled up with 😂😂😂 you export a whatsapp chat, pick the file on the site, and Professor Finch (a cartoon finch in a pith helmet) narrates your group like its a wildlife documentary. everyone gets a species based on their actual stats. the one who reads everything and never replies is a chameleon, latin name Seenus noreplyus. the one whos always "on the way" is a tortoise, Omw eternus. every joke has to point at a real message with the time it was sent, which is where most of the laughing comes from. then the group gets a link where everyone guesses who got which species, and if you hate yours you can appeal the verdict to Finch a friend tried both modes, his group one and then the couples one with his fiance. in that one you both bet first on stuff like who said I love you first and who says goodnight last, then Finch settles it with receipts from your own chat. he told me it was the best time him and his fiance ever had, which im choosing to believe lol privacy since someone will ask: your phone opens the file and does all the counting, the file itself never gets uploaded. to write Finch's lines an AI (Claude) gets the counts and some short quotes, and before they leave your phone the names you saved get swapped for codes like M1, M2. a nickname can still slip through, still working on that the trailer is free, no account. the full Director's Cut is $7.99 for a group or $9.99 for a couple if you try it tell me what species you got. and if Finch says something about someone that feels off or too harsh i want to know   submitted by   /u/LividChef1165 [link]   [comments]

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  • 发布时间：2026/10/18 23:49:09